You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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