I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
whose ass print is on the piano?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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