yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
you traded sex for a burrito?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
