We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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