you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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