note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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