Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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