just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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