He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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