im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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