Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
you win again, gameday.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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