At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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