Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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