eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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