We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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