Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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