i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'm eating all of the evidence.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
