He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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