can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
there is puke in my bra ... again
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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