If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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