If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Do vagina's smell?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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