Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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