Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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