i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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