He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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