Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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