Will you blow on my dice?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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