I think scott just propositioned me for sex
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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