Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Be still, my beating vagina.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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