She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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