Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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