if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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