I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Randomize
