Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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