We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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