I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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