you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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