just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
