I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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