Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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