Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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