Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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