I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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