This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
only if we run a train.
done.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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