I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
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