I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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