i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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