Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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