So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
