Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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